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FNORDS

DISCORDIA

ILLUMINATI

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Eastern Star ILLUMINATI

The Five Orders of Discordia ("THEM'')

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1. The Military Order of THE KNIGHTS OF THE FIVE SIDED TEMPLE.
This is for all the soldiers and bureaucrats of the world.

2. The Political Order of THE PARTY FOR WAR ON EVIL.
This is reserved for lawmakers, censors, and like ilk.

3. The Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP.
They commonly inhabit schools and universities, and dominate many of them.

4. The Social Order of THE CITIZENS COMMITTEE FOR CONCERNED CITIZENS. This is mostly a grass-roots version of the more professional military, political, academic and sacred Orders.

5. The Sacred Order of THE DEFAMATION LEAGUE.
Not much is known about the D.L., but they are very ancient and quite possibly were founded by Greyface himself. It is known that they now have absolute domination over all organized churches in the world. It is also believed that they have been  costuming cabbages and passing them off as human beings.

Gen. Pandaemonium, Commanding

Eschaton

Don't let THEM immanentize the Eschaton.